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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0 0 10pt 0.5in;"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:115%;">Hello and welcome to our first </span><a href="http://www.uniformadvantage.com/"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:115%;">Uniform Advantage</span></a><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:115%;"> blog post. Whether it is providing you with top quality medical scrubs, nursing uniforms &amp; lab coats, or offering you the best discount deals on nursing shoes &amp; accessories, we strive to simply do it better than the rest; by going the extra mile to get you the deals you need, the quality customer care you deserve and competitive pricing that sets us apart from all the rest.<span>  </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0 0 10pt 0.5in;"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:115%;">We created this blog to share with you exiting news and tips related to the healthcare industry and as a way to encourage you to participate.<span>  </span>We want to put your articles, experience, and ideas here on these posts, so please send in your comments &amp; feedback. Let’s build this together. Ok – I will start things off with a bit of fun, so here goes:</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:0.5in;margin:0 0 10pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:115%;">The top reasons why you decided to become a nurse.</span></p>
<p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="text-indent:-0.25in;line-height:normal;margin:0 0 0 0.5in;"><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;"><span>1.</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;">Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren&#8217;t as good.<br />
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<p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="text-indent:-0.25in;line-height:normal;margin:0 0 0 0.5in;"><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;"><span>2.</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;">Fashionable shoes &amp; sexy white uniforms.<br />
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<p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="text-indent:-0.25in;line-height:normal;margin:0 0 0 0.5in;"><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;"><span>3.<span style="font:7pt;"> </span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;">Needles: It&#8217;s better to give than to receive.<br />
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<p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="text-indent:-0.25in;line-height:normal;margin:0 0 0 0.5in;"><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;"><span>4.</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;">Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops&#8230;.eventually.<br />
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<p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="text-indent:-0.25in;line-height:normal;margin:0 0 0 0.5in;"><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;"><span>5.</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;">Expose yourself to rare, exotic, &amp; exciting new diseases.<br />
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<p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-0.25in;line-height:normal;margin:0 0 0 0.5in;"><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;"><span>6.</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;">Interesting aromas.<br />
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<p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-0.25in;line-height:normal;margin:0 0 0 0.5in;"><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;"><span>7.</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;">Do enough charting to navigate around the world.<br />
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<p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-0.25in;line-height:normal;margin:0 0 0 0.5in;"><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;"><span>8.</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;">Celebrate the holidays with all your friends&#8230;..at work.<br />
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<p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-0.25in;line-height:normal;margin:0 0 0 0.5in;"><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;"><span>9.</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;">Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.<br />
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<p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:-0.25in;line-height:normal;margin:0 0 0 0.5in;"><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;"><span>10.</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:10pt;color:#000000;">Courteous &amp; infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.</span></strong></p>
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